The Spirits Want You to Have Sex!
The afterlife is restless. The Spirits have become agitated. Your dull predictable sex life has the undead wishing they were...well...dead. But you need not fear. The Spirits want to help. Let them add intrigue and variety into your nightly routines.
Light a candle and dim your lights,,,the heart-shaped planchette will soon reveal your love- making positions! You and your lover place your hands upon the planchette, with it centered on the game board. You then ask the spirits to help you figure out what sex positions to try tonight. Let them guide your hands as you move the planchette across the board. You can also ask the board Yes or No questions about kinky things you think your lover might want to try. When you reach Good Sex, carry out your chosen sexual actions and positions.
This Ouija board will leave you satisfied every time! Don't keep the spirits waiting!!!